I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
I don’t have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don’t have a curfew.
I have a driver’s license and my own car.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant and I don’t have acne.
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.
I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
I decided to stop calling the bathroom “John” and renamed it the “Jim”. I feel so much better saying “I went to the Jim this morning.”
Old age is coming at a really bad time.
When I was a child I thought “nap time” was a punishment. Now it feels like a small vacation.
The biggest lie I tell myself is… ” I don’t have to write that down, I’ll remember it”.
I don’t have gray hair… I have “wisdom highlights”! I’m just very wise.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would’ve put them on my knees.
Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
At my age “Getting Lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what I came In there for.
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can’t remember their names.
Now, I’m wondering… did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?
by Joni Klees
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What great friends we all became. Especially you and I. I love seeing your grandbabies on FB. We’ve gone from our little ones to their little ones!
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ohh Rosalyn I LOVE how true this is. made me belly laugh ❤️❤️Well my not so old friend, This Kelly Johns, we used to work together, boy did we have fun’!
you always made us laugh. you were a great boss. miss you much. Here are the names of that bad girl group
Shelly Waller, Sheri Knobloch, Rhonda Rabalais, Sheri Muller, Rhonda Ross(miss Hawaiian tropic) I know i am missing someone. i love you
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The truth is funnier than fiction.
God’s blessings to you and yours Roslyn. Hope this finds you doing great.
Sally & JohnV
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